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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Kirby Swears

Congratulations. You get one post every three months.

Why? I'm stuck in China, and there's no YouTube, or BlogSpot. Every three months I go somewhere else for a new visa, so I can post.

Kirby Swears. Like the title says. (If I'm being kinda lame, don't blame me. Blame Rue's Lullaby. I'm reading it now; if you haven't read the Hunger Games yet, DO IT NOW! IT'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD! Yeah, it's hard writing up swear words when you're listening to a song Katniss is singing to someone's who's dying. Won't tell you who..... the song is called Mountain Air, Rue's Lullaby by fans. I'll shut up now.)

Curse the flippin' pancakes.
Damn the stupid waffles.
Someone kill the frying pan.
SON OF A PENGUIN!
DAUGHTER OF A BLUEBERRY!
Shut up, you rotten tomato!
Beat it, wretched watermelon.
Don't blame me! Blame the carrot!
I didn't eat the jabbing cookies. The bread did!


That was lame. But Rue's Lullaby is soooooooooooooooo sad................................. Maybe I should really shut up now.

That was a big disappointment, huh?