EMBARRASSING THINGS META KNIGHT SHOULD DO

Here's the topic for today: Embarrassing Things Meta Knight Should Do, and wouldn't it be funny if they made a video of these things? Obviously, they'll have to be funny... If you have suggestions, leave a comment and I'll add it on here. Okay, here we go!

1. Sing karaoke

2. Use a machine gun instead of his sword (I know he did that in Crusade for the Blade, but I'm talking about actually replacing Galaxia with a machine gun).

3. Hug someone (Tiff, maybe?)

4. Snore

5. Sleepwalk

6. Play video games

7. Sleep in until one in the afternoon

8. Take off his mask in public

9. Dance to I'm A Barbie Girl

10. Laugh really hard

11. Cry

12. Get a back rub

13. Go to the spa

14. Shower

15. Wear a wig

16. Go shopping for presents

17. Play "Stella-ella-ola"

18. Eat ice cream

19. Go to school

20. Jump on a trampoline

21. Kiss someone (Blade Knight or Sword Knight? Hmm?)

22. Go swimming... and drown. Almost.

23. Play the piano or another instrument

24. Drink tea

25. Eat cookies and cake and other junk food... like chips.

26. Get fat

26. Get skinny

27. Go for a morning jog

28. Go hiking

29. Jump-jump-jump on Kabu's nose

30. Steal Whispy Wood's apples and give it to Kirby

31. Be scared... of Kirby! Or Phan Phan, for that matter.

32. Scream

33. Play golf

34. Play basketball

35. Play baseball

36. Play soccer

37. Play football

38. Play hockey

39. Go rock climbing

40. Go figure skating... with Blade Knight. Or Sword Knight.

41. Go out with someone

42. Get married

43. Go sightseeing

44. Try to inhale like Kirby

45. Learn to use a computer, and to type.

46. Play cards (like Go-Fish)

47. Eat a lollipop

48. Go to a birthday party (Tiff?)

49. Play a Kirby game on the DS/Game Boy/Game Cube/Nintendo 64/whatever else there is

50. Get tired

51. Do a belly-flop when diving

52. Play truth or dare

53. Say "I love you" to somebody (Oh, Kirby?)

54. Learn to cook (speaking, what DOES this guy eat?)

55. Blog

56. Grow a garden

57. Go fishing

58. Participate in the spice contest in one episode... I forgot which

59. Say the word Meep in public.

60. Take off everything so he's like a blue Kirby... in public

61. Sauna

62. Turn red

63. Turn black

64. Turn pink

65. Turn white

66. Turn yellow

67. Turn purple

68. Turn orange

69. Turn brown

70. Turn turqouise/aqua

71. Run into Chef Kawasaki's Restaurant, steal his cooking pan, and whack everyone he sees with it

72. Run around screaming THE SKY IS FALLING!

73. Trip

74. Doodle

75. Draw cartoons/comics

76. Get new clothes

77. Swear

78. Buy a cake for Kirby

79. Go suntanning

80. Go to the beach

81. Play pretend

82. Wipe his nose

83. Read a magazine

84. Read (He did this in an episode, but I mean read read.)

85. Do a magic trick... and fail.

86. Hum in the shower

87. Speak in Pig Latin

88. Get lost

89. Sleep with a teddy bear

90. Beg. A get-down-on-your-knees kind of beg

91. Get his photo taken

92. Buy a sport car (He did in episodes 35 and 36, but it got blown up)

93. Get a credit card

94. Go bungee-jumping

95. Get an email address

96. Say poyo all over the place

97. Do the hula-hoop thing.

98. Tell everyone, "I got new socks!"

99. Eat 50 pancakes in one serving

100. Do gymnastics

101. Go to the washroom

102. Sing in the shower (does this guy even shower???)

103. Tap Dance

104. Play Texas Hold 'Ems with Waddle Dee

105. Take out Galaxia and trip over it

106. Go bowling with Dedede

107. Blush (duh, mask off)

108. Go to the dentist

109. Fart ("Nightmare. You shall be defeated now." Fzzt!)

110. Waltz with... er, Kirby?

111. Floss with his mask on

112. Do a wild-west style duel with Plasma Wisp

113. Steal Capsule J2 (or Capsule J. Or Jet Kirby.) 's jet pack and fly into a tree. And then Dynablade falls on top of him.

114. Switch clothes with Dedede and switch positions. Can you imagine Dedede saving Kirby?

115. Create clones of himself. Evil ones. Eviler than Dark Meta Knight.

116. Become a parrot and repeat everything everyone says back at them... in an opera voice.

117. Get ADHD ("Hi." Bounce bounce. "What's up?" Bounce bounce. "Gotta go!" Bounce bounce.)

118. Get dyslexia ("Er, that reads Mtea Kgihnt si na ioidt, I think...")

119. Get a hot pink mask (Adelaine? Got paint?)

120. Steal Marx's hat and wear it

121. Chop sushi

122. Play tennis with Chef Kawasaki. Meta Knight uses his mask and Kawasaki his pan. If he's facing Dedede... how about a Waddle Dee?

123. Switch weapons with Bonkers. Can you imagine Hammer Meta Knight? I can't.

124. Switch places with Kirby! (Meta Knight, inhale!!!)

125. Steal Christmas

126. Dress as the Easter Bunny and hand out easter eggs

127. Get ARRESTED!!! (Meta Knight, you are arrested for not liking Power Stomach's pies!)

128. Dress like Mr. Monopoly

129. Compete in the Olympics - Shotput!

130. Kayak

131. Take the lead role in 2012

132. Become Iron Man's sidekick

133. Ride a Lambourgini

134. Shoot himself with a hot gluegun

135. Wear earrings